31 maio 2004
30 maio 2004
nonsense 29
"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
"No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't.
But there was going to be when I began it.
It's just that something happened to it along the way."
"No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't.
But there was going to be when I began it.
It's just that something happened to it along the way."
dEUS - disappointed in the sun
Who could tell the story better
About the things that I went through
Some were great but most were terrifying
and so spooky too
Had to get out of there, to hide away
Had to get out of there, to find my way
I troubled everything too soon
Now where I want to be is...
Where I want to be is...
Need I say my only wish was
To escape my earthly life
High skies were no option whereas
Diving deep in oceans wide
Was the way for me, to hide away
A possibility, to leave today
I troubled everything too soon
Now where I want to be is... where I want to be is...
Where I want to be is...
Under the sea, is where I'll be
No talking 'bout the rain no more
I wonder what thunder will mean, when only in my dream
the lightning comes before the roar
Circumstantial situations, now I know what people meant
Beware of the implications, God I've had enough of them
Decided to be brave and find a way
Just picking out a wave and slide away
I troubled everything too soon
Now where I want to be is...
Where I want to be is...
Maybe taking it another hour then taking away the pain (3 times)
I troubled everything too soon now where I want to be is...
Then taking away the pain
Then taking away the pain
Where I want to be is...
Then taking away the pain
Where I want to be is...
Under the sea, is where I'll be
No talking 'bout the rain no more
I wonder what thunder will mean (thunder), when only in my dream
The lightning comes before the roar
Under the sea, down here with me I find I'm not the only one
Who ponders what life would mean (I wonder) if we hadn't been
So disappointed in the sun
And that's why we're thinking,
that's why we're drinking in a bar under the sea
And that's why we're thinking,
that's why we're drinking in a bar under the sea
29 maio 2004
27 maio 2004
nonsense 28
Major Shears: You make me sick with your heroics. There's a stench of death about you. You carry it in your pack like the plague. Explosives and L-pills - they go well together, don't they? And with you it's just one thing or the other: destroy a bridge or destroy yourself. This is just a game, this war! You and Colonel Nicholson, you're two of a kind, crazy with courage. For what? How to die like a gentleman... how to die by the rules... when the only important thing is how to live like a human being.
26 maio 2004
25 maio 2004
nonsense 27
Abraham Lincoln: Every time I dream, your face gets mixed up in it.
Ann Rutledge: Does it really Abe? I know that's just flattery, but I love it.
Ann Rutledge: Does it really Abe? I know that's just flattery, but I love it.
24 maio 2004
Pavement - Cut Your Hair
Darlin' don't you go and cut your hair
Do you think it's gonna make him change?
"I'm just a boy with a new haircut"
And that's a pretty nice haircut
Charge it like a puzzle
Hit men wearing muzzles
Hesitate you die
Look around, around
The second drummer drowned
His telephone is found
Music scene is crazy
Bands start up each and every day
I saw another one just the other day
A special new band
I remember lying
I don't remember a line
I don't remember a word
But I don't care, I care, I really don't care
Did you see the drummer's hair?
Advertising looks and chops a must
No big hair!
Songs mean a lot when songs are bought
And so are you
Face right down to the practice room
tension and fame's our career
career, career, career
Do you think it's gonna make him change?
"I'm just a boy with a new haircut"
And that's a pretty nice haircut
Charge it like a puzzle
Hit men wearing muzzles
Hesitate you die
Look around, around
The second drummer drowned
His telephone is found
Music scene is crazy
Bands start up each and every day
I saw another one just the other day
A special new band
I remember lying
I don't remember a line
I don't remember a word
But I don't care, I care, I really don't care
Did you see the drummer's hair?
Advertising looks and chops a must
No big hair!
Songs mean a lot when songs are bought
And so are you
Face right down to the practice room
tension and fame's our career
career, career, career
23 maio 2004
21 maio 2004
Andy Kaufman Returns After 20 Years
Andy Kaufman Returns After 20 Years
New York City, NY (PRWEB) May 19, 2004 -- Twenty years ago, on May 16, 1984, most of the world believed that we had lost a comedic legend forever. This has turned out to be what will inevitably be known as the greatest comic prank ever conceived. Andy Kaufman, by all accounts, is alive and well at age 55 and is now living in New York City on the upper west side. To his loyal supporters and fans, Andy says "sorry about faking my death," in a recent interview with ABC News at his apartment. In order to reach legendary comic status and seal his place in the history of performance art, he said it was "necessary to go away for twenty years."
Andy Kaufman's official site has been launched at:
http://andykaufmanreturns.blogspot.com/
Even though he has technically returned, Andy says that he plans to maintain his low key lifestyle that he has led for the past twenty years. He has resumed contact with friends and family. Fearing the possibility of this scenario and the potential for another hoax, Kaufman's family has contracted with independent auditors Ernst & Young to determine if this in fact the real Andy Kaufman. He has subjected himself to medical examination and submitted DNA, hair, blood and fingerprint samples to the auditors. Ernst & Young and the Kaufman family report that with a 99% probability, this is indeed the real Andy Kaufman. His mother says, "It's good to have Andy back."
In 1999, a new crop of Kaufman fans were born after Jim Carrey starred in the hit film Man on the Moon. "Andy's bizarre mix of comedy and performance art will inspire fans and comedians alike for generations, especially after this stunt," says Jim Carrey.
Andy says he will make only occasional public appearances, sometimes in disguise so that you won?t know if it?s really him or someone else. Kaufman was famous for pulling this stunt with the Tony Clifton character, sometimes played by good friend Bob Zmuda.
Andy says fans should tune into his website for ongoing updates to his adventures in life. As always, Andy's stage has been the world, testing the boundaries of our beliefs, our sources of information, and our perception of reality. "It's good to be back," Andy writes on his website
http://andykaufmanreturns.blogspot.com
New York City, NY (PRWEB) May 19, 2004 -- Twenty years ago, on May 16, 1984, most of the world believed that we had lost a comedic legend forever. This has turned out to be what will inevitably be known as the greatest comic prank ever conceived. Andy Kaufman, by all accounts, is alive and well at age 55 and is now living in New York City on the upper west side. To his loyal supporters and fans, Andy says "sorry about faking my death," in a recent interview with ABC News at his apartment. In order to reach legendary comic status and seal his place in the history of performance art, he said it was "necessary to go away for twenty years."
Andy Kaufman's official site has been launched at:
http://andykaufmanreturns.blogspot.com/
Even though he has technically returned, Andy says that he plans to maintain his low key lifestyle that he has led for the past twenty years. He has resumed contact with friends and family. Fearing the possibility of this scenario and the potential for another hoax, Kaufman's family has contracted with independent auditors Ernst & Young to determine if this in fact the real Andy Kaufman. He has subjected himself to medical examination and submitted DNA, hair, blood and fingerprint samples to the auditors. Ernst & Young and the Kaufman family report that with a 99% probability, this is indeed the real Andy Kaufman. His mother says, "It's good to have Andy back."
In 1999, a new crop of Kaufman fans were born after Jim Carrey starred in the hit film Man on the Moon. "Andy's bizarre mix of comedy and performance art will inspire fans and comedians alike for generations, especially after this stunt," says Jim Carrey.
Andy says he will make only occasional public appearances, sometimes in disguise so that you won?t know if it?s really him or someone else. Kaufman was famous for pulling this stunt with the Tony Clifton character, sometimes played by good friend Bob Zmuda.
Andy says fans should tune into his website for ongoing updates to his adventures in life. As always, Andy's stage has been the world, testing the boundaries of our beliefs, our sources of information, and our perception of reality. "It's good to be back," Andy writes on his website
http://andykaufmanreturns.blogspot.com
19 maio 2004
e há aqueles que não sabem mesmo o que fazer...
'INFERTILE' COUPLE: WHY CAN'T WE HAVE CHILDREN?
FERTILITY DOCTORS: ER, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HAVING SEX
May 18 2004
From Allan Hall In Berlin
FERTILITY doctors were baffled when a perfectly-healthy couple claimed they couldn't have children - until they confessed they had never made love.
The husband, 36, and his 32-year-old wife thought that all they had to do to make a baby was to lie next to each other and let nature take its course.
When nothing happened, they saved up £7,000 and went to an IVF clinic where they were given a quick lesson about the facts of life.
A spokesman for the clinic said: "We're not talking about retards here, but a couple who were brought up in a strict religious environment who simply did not know how babies were created. It was only after they were subjected to a battery of tests and both were found to be perfectly fertile that we asked them how often they had sex.
"The husband said, 'We're not exactly sure what you mean'."
The couple are now doing a sexual therapy course, which, doctors hope, will lead to the child they are longing for.
The spokesman for the clinic at the German University of Luebeck added: "They seemed to think that lying next to each other at night in their bedclothes would somehow miraculously produce a child."
He said the couple had read up about in-vitro fertilisation treatment but believed it was something to do with a "turkey baster, a mattress and a woman standing on her head." He went on: "Although this does have its humorous side, the pair were woefully ignorant about sexuality.
"But at least they have a marvellous awakening to look forward to at a time when most people have long shed their innocence."
The university plans to carry out a survey to discover how many more childless couples think the same way and are in desperate need of basic sex education
...
FERTILITY DOCTORS: ER, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HAVING SEX
May 18 2004
From Allan Hall In Berlin
FERTILITY doctors were baffled when a perfectly-healthy couple claimed they couldn't have children - until they confessed they had never made love.
The husband, 36, and his 32-year-old wife thought that all they had to do to make a baby was to lie next to each other and let nature take its course.
When nothing happened, they saved up £7,000 and went to an IVF clinic where they were given a quick lesson about the facts of life.
A spokesman for the clinic said: "We're not talking about retards here, but a couple who were brought up in a strict religious environment who simply did not know how babies were created. It was only after they were subjected to a battery of tests and both were found to be perfectly fertile that we asked them how often they had sex.
"The husband said, 'We're not exactly sure what you mean'."
The couple are now doing a sexual therapy course, which, doctors hope, will lead to the child they are longing for.
The spokesman for the clinic at the German University of Luebeck added: "They seemed to think that lying next to each other at night in their bedclothes would somehow miraculously produce a child."
He said the couple had read up about in-vitro fertilisation treatment but believed it was something to do with a "turkey baster, a mattress and a woman standing on her head." He went on: "Although this does have its humorous side, the pair were woefully ignorant about sexuality.
"But at least they have a marvellous awakening to look forward to at a time when most people have long shed their innocence."
The university plans to carry out a survey to discover how many more childless couples think the same way and are in desperate need of basic sex education
...
18 maio 2004
My Bloody Valentine - You Made Me Realise
You Made Me Realise was the circa-Isn't Anything EP that made critics stand up and take notice of the brilliant things My Bloody Valentine were up to; it developed some of the stunning guitar sounds that would become the band's trademark, and features tracks which (while more pop-oriented than those of Isn't Anything) are just as innovative. Thankfully, both You Made Me Realise and Feed Me With Your Kiss (the band's other Isn't Anything single) aren't as difficult to find as their earlier work -- between the two of them, there's practically an album's worth of work. Each of the five tracks on this EP are worth hearing -- standouts are the incredible title track, "Slow," and "Thorn." (texto retirado do www.allmusic.com através de copy paste)
What did (you say you'd) find
Then come, come, come, get the hell inside
You can close your eyes
Well you might as well commit suicide
Wait for me because I waited for you
No that's not what you should do
Don't hate me 'cause I don't hate you
Insane eyes
You made me realise
Something in you died
Well no, no, no, no fault of mine
Something in you died
Well no, no, no, no fault of mine
Make the (hell) out of what you can see
Maybe then you'll not hang beside me
Don't ask me 'cause I cannot see
Insane eyes
You made me realise
What did (you say you'd) find
Then come, come, come, get the hell inside
You can close your eyes
Well you might as well commit suicide
Wait for me because I waited for you
No that's not what you should do
Don't hate me 'cause I don't know you
Insane eyes
You made me realise
17 maio 2004
15 maio 2004
Fusilli a la Veneziana
Fusilli a la Veneziana
Ingredientes:
2 cebolas medias
3 dentes de alho
1 pimento amarelo
1 pimento verde
1 pimento vermelho
200 g de cogumelos
200 g de bacon
Tomates secos
Natas
Queijo parmesao q.b.
Sal q.b.
Pimenta q.b.
vinho branco q.b.
Preparação:
Picam-se as cebolas e os dentes de alho. Cortam-se os pimentos, o bacon e os tomates secos aos quadradinhos. Cortam-se os cogumelos inteiros aos quartos.
Faz-se um refogado, junta-se o vinho branco e deixa-se a apurar.
Junta-se as natas, o queijo parmesão e a pimenta e deixa-se a apurar mais um bocado.
Coze-se a massa à parte e, quando estiver cozida, mistura-se tudo.
Ingredientes:
2 cebolas medias
3 dentes de alho
1 pimento amarelo
1 pimento verde
1 pimento vermelho
200 g de cogumelos
200 g de bacon
Tomates secos
Natas
Queijo parmesao q.b.
Sal q.b.
Pimenta q.b.
vinho branco q.b.
Preparação:
Picam-se as cebolas e os dentes de alho. Cortam-se os pimentos, o bacon e os tomates secos aos quadradinhos. Cortam-se os cogumelos inteiros aos quartos.
Faz-se um refogado, junta-se o vinho branco e deixa-se a apurar.
Junta-se as natas, o queijo parmesão e a pimenta e deixa-se a apurar mais um bocado.
Coze-se a massa à parte e, quando estiver cozida, mistura-se tudo.
14 maio 2004
The five-point palm exploding heart technique
Bill: And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point palm exploding heart technique.
The Bride: And what pray tell, is the five-point palm exploding heart technique?
Bill: Quite simply - the deadliest move in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside of you.
Kill Bill: Vol. 2
The Bride: And what pray tell, is the five-point palm exploding heart technique?
Bill: Quite simply - the deadliest move in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside of you.
Kill Bill: Vol. 2
13 maio 2004
in a hi-fi under the sea [playlist]
A Ghost Is Born
See You on the Other Side
Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Autobahn
Unearthed
Like You Do...Best of the Lightning Seeds
The Beginning Stages Of...
The Singles 81>85
Mermaid Avenue, Vol. 2
nonsense 25
Black Knight: It's me! It's me! Despicable me! There's no other villain it could possibly be! I'm low and misbegotten.
Morgana la Fey: You're absolutely rotten.
Black Knight: Medieval evil.
Morgana la Fey: You think just like a weevil.
Black Knight: Medieval evil meeee!
Morgana la Fey: You're absolutely rotten.
Black Knight: Medieval evil.
Morgana la Fey: You think just like a weevil.
Black Knight: Medieval evil meeee!
12 maio 2004
R.E.M. - Where's Captain Kirk?
R.E.M. - Where's Captain Kirk? (mp3, 02:30)
(She's dead, inaccurate, inaccurate data and error
One, two, three, four
I've got some stuff to tranquillise an active volcano)
I was beamed aboard the Starship Enterprise
What I felt what I saw was a total surprise
I looked around and wondered can this be
Or is this the start of my insanity
Oh but its true
As we went warp factor 2
And I met all of the crew
Where's Captain Kirk (x4)
Kirk
I went to the bridge and we were tossed about
In the storm of a vortex I was hit with a doubt
I saw in a dream in a memory of mine
Was it you was it me who was in all the time
Spock pulled me through }
As we went warp factor 2 } (x2)
and someone I saw I knew }
Who's Captain Kirk (x4) }
So when I awoke from the dangers of space
I looked and I saw a familiar face
The time warp in space made a change in me
For I was the captain and the Captain was me
Yes its so true
as we went warp factor 2
and I saw someone I knew
As Captain Kirk } (x2)
I'm captain Kirk }
Yes it's so true
As we went warp factor 2
The changes I have been through
As Captain Kirk } (x2)
I'm Captain Kirk }
Where's Spock?
(This is completely an hedonistic society, I've got some stuff)
11 maio 2004
www.09h09.com
É um blog com fotos tiradas todos os dias às 09 e 09 da manhã! Que bela ideia!
http://www.09h09.com
Claro que se fossem a outra hora qualquer já não me interessava...
http://www.09h09.com
Claro que se fossem a outra hora qualquer já não me interessava...
10 maio 2004
pedra, papel, tesoura 2
estes gajos são loucos!!!!! eles recebem dinheiro por isto!!!!!!
aqui fica a lista das estrelas deste "desporto" : As Estrelas!
Destaco o Master Pete Lovering...bicampeão em 1973 e 1974...e que regressou em 2002 para ser campeão de novo! Que mestre...28 anos afastado para regressar e ser campeão do mundo de novo...que senhor!
E destaco também a mulher mais bem paga no circuito profissional de RPS, Ana Martinez. Uma das estratégias preferidas dela é o "Disarming Smile"...e percebe-se pela foto dela...
aqui fica a lista das estrelas deste "desporto" : As Estrelas!
Destaco o Master Pete Lovering...bicampeão em 1973 e 1974...e que regressou em 2002 para ser campeão de novo! Que mestre...28 anos afastado para regressar e ser campeão do mundo de novo...que senhor!
E destaco também a mulher mais bem paga no circuito profissional de RPS, Ana Martinez. Uma das estratégias preferidas dela é o "Disarming Smile"...e percebe-se pela foto dela...
pedra, papel, tesoura 1
há gente estranha. pois é. pedra, papel, tesoura...será que são mesmo bons nisso?
The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide
e claro...há um campeonato mundial...ainda se podem inscrever para o de 2004.
Rock Paper Scissors International Championship
Agora só falta que exista o site da associação internacional de par ou impar para que isto tudo faça sentido...
The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide
e claro...há um campeonato mundial...ainda se podem inscrever para o de 2004.
Rock Paper Scissors International Championship
Agora só falta que exista o site da associação internacional de par ou impar para que isto tudo faça sentido...
south park
tenho de ver em que horário está a dar o south park na sic radical...estou com saudades deles...
08 maio 2004
3 Provérbios - Nº 5
...
13 - É a última gota que faz transbordar o copo.
14 - Juras de foder nunca são para crer.
15 - Uns batem o mato, outros apanham as lebres.
13 - É a última gota que faz transbordar o copo.
14 - Juras de foder nunca são para crer.
15 - Uns batem o mato, outros apanham as lebres.
Urgências Hospitalares
Na prática, o protocolo estabelece que, ao chegar a uma urgência, o doente seja recebido por um profissional de saúde - enfermeiro ou médico - que avalia qual a possibilidade de o seu estado se agravar durante um período de cinco horas e lhe atribui uma cor.
O vermelho corresponde a casos emergentes, que têm de ser atendidos imediatamente; o laranja a casos muito urgentes, que têm de ser atendidos num espaço de dez minutos; o amarelo a situações urgentes, a serem atendidas no período máximo de 30 minutos.
O doente a quem seja atribuído a cor verde é um caso pouco urgente, que pode ser atendido num prazo de duas horas, e a cor azul significa que o doente não é urgente e pode ter de aguardar quatro ou cinco horas para ser atendido.
O vermelho corresponde a casos emergentes, que têm de ser atendidos imediatamente; o laranja a casos muito urgentes, que têm de ser atendidos num espaço de dez minutos; o amarelo a situações urgentes, a serem atendidas no período máximo de 30 minutos.
O doente a quem seja atribuído a cor verde é um caso pouco urgente, que pode ser atendido num prazo de duas horas, e a cor azul significa que o doente não é urgente e pode ter de aguardar quatro ou cinco horas para ser atendido.
07 maio 2004
05 maio 2004
Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence
Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand
Oh my little girl
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
Enjoy the silence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand
Oh my little girl
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
Enjoy the silence
04 maio 2004
PORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
estamos na final! falta 1 jogo para sermos campeões europeus! que equipa brilhante!!!!!!! que orgulho em ser portista!!!!!!!!!
03 maio 2004
nonsense 23
Oh dear, can't you see?
It's them it's not me
We're not enemies; We
just disagree
If I was like them all
pissed in this bar
He changes his mind, says
I went too far
We all disagree
I think we should
disagree, yeah
Is this it
Is this it
Is this it
It's them it's not me
We're not enemies; We
just disagree
If I was like them all
pissed in this bar
He changes his mind, says
I went too far
We all disagree
I think we should
disagree, yeah
Is this it
Is this it
Is this it
02 maio 2004
nonsense 22
I spy in the night sky don't I
Phoebe io e lara leda callisto sinope
Janus dione portia so many moons
Quiet in the sky at night hot in the milky way
Outside in
Vega capella hadar rigel barnard's star
Antares aldebaran altair wolf 359
Betelgeuse sun sun sun
Phoebe io e lara leda callisto sinope
Janus dione portia so many moons
Quiet in the sky at night hot in the milky way
Outside in
Vega capella hadar rigel barnard's star
Antares aldebaran altair wolf 359
Betelgeuse sun sun sun
01 maio 2004
George Orwell - 1984
'[...] He knelt down before her and took her hands in his.
'Have you done this before?'
'Of course. Hundreds of times - well, scores of times, anyway.'
'With party members?'
'Yes, always with party members.'
'With members of the inner party?'
'Not with those swines, no. But there's plenty that would if they got half a chance. They're not so holy as they make out.'
His heart leapt. Scores of times she had done it: he wished it had been hundreds - thousands. Anything that hinted at corruption always filled him with a wild hope. Who knew, perhaps the Party was rotten under the surface, its cult of strenuousness and self-denial simply a sham concealing inquity. If he could have infected the whole lot of them with leprosy or syphilis, how gladly he would have done so! Anything to rot, to weaken, to undermine! He pulled her down so that they were kneeling face to face.
'Listen. The more men you've had, the more I love you. Do you understand that?'
'Yes, perfectly.'
'I hate purity, I hate goodness! I don't want virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.'
'Well then, I ought to suit you, dear. I'm corrupt to the bones.'
'You like doing this? I don't mean simply me: I mean the thing in itself?'
'I adore it.'
That was above all he wanted to hear. Not merely the love of one person, but the animal instinct, the simple undifferentiated desire: that was the force that would tear the party to pieces.
'Have you done this before?'
'Of course. Hundreds of times - well, scores of times, anyway.'
'With party members?'
'Yes, always with party members.'
'With members of the inner party?'
'Not with those swines, no. But there's plenty that would if they got half a chance. They're not so holy as they make out.'
His heart leapt. Scores of times she had done it: he wished it had been hundreds - thousands. Anything that hinted at corruption always filled him with a wild hope. Who knew, perhaps the Party was rotten under the surface, its cult of strenuousness and self-denial simply a sham concealing inquity. If he could have infected the whole lot of them with leprosy or syphilis, how gladly he would have done so! Anything to rot, to weaken, to undermine! He pulled her down so that they were kneeling face to face.
'Listen. The more men you've had, the more I love you. Do you understand that?'
'Yes, perfectly.'
'I hate purity, I hate goodness! I don't want virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.'
'Well then, I ought to suit you, dear. I'm corrupt to the bones.'
'You like doing this? I don't mean simply me: I mean the thing in itself?'
'I adore it.'
That was above all he wanted to hear. Not merely the love of one person, but the animal instinct, the simple undifferentiated desire: that was the force that would tear the party to pieces.
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