Uma anedota.

Woman: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Man: Definitely not!

Woman: Why not? Don’t you like being married?

Man: Of course I do.

Woman: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

Man: Okay, I’d get married again.

Woman: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

Man: Yes, I would.

Woman: (After a long pause) Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Man: Where else would we sleep?

Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

Man: She can’t use them; she’s left-handed.


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