Conan O'Brien Hates My Homeland Top 10

De vez em quando, há um segmento no Conan O'Brien em que os países do mundo vão sendo insultados. Ainda não foram insultados todos os países do mundo e não sei se vão ser. Os países têm sido insultados por ordem alfabética, apesar de ter havido algumas, poucas, omissões. Como foi o caso, infelizmente, de Portugal.

Dediquei-me à dificil tarefa de escolher um Top 10 e conclui que os meus preferidos são estes:

Mongolia
Where Chinese freedom meets Siberian comfort.

Czech Republic
The country that explains why Kafka never wrote a happy story.

Djibouti
Imagine how great life would be if you had the rich natural resources of Ethiopia.

Denmark
Too bad you can't build a warm, sunny day out of Legos.

Bangladesh
If you can hear this, your television isn't underwater. Congratulations!

France
Rimbaud, Baudelaire, Gauguin, Manet: You're number one when it comes to great minds that died of syphillis.

Burundi
All that coffee in a country with no reason to wake up.

Guatemala
Where the Mayans invented the zero, as in "What are the chances this shirt was made by someone over the age of eight? Zero!"

Norway
Sweden has Ikea, Finland has Nokia... Hey Norway, what do you have? Nothing-kia!

Botswana
Diamonds are forever; too bad your people check out at 35.

Para a lista completa ver:
Conan O'Brien Hates My Homeland
The Complete Archive