Chuck Norris Facts
Todos os factos acerca desse mito vivo que é Chuck Norris. Tudo aquilo que, no fundo, já todos sabemos sobre a lenda da nossa era Chuck Norris reunido num só lugar.
Exemplos?
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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