14 dezembro 2005

listzembro nº 14



Lista nº 14.
9 belas citações do Eric Cartman!

Cartman: Respect My Authority!

Cartman: I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Cartman: Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.

Cartman: Fine. Go on and play 'Harry Butthole Pussy Potter.'

Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.

Cartman: Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.

Cartman: Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!

Cartman: French people piss me off.

Cartman: We're never gonna' get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people!

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